Office Cleaning Randomness

I’m a compulsive list-maker, so I’m always finding lists everywhere (I just created a list-management system, which may in fact change my life). I was cleaning my In-Box and found a list of short stories I was working on. In the middle of the list was written: Monday: bury dog. Tuesday: bury cat. Wednesday: buy camel. Thursday: sell camel. Friday: buy car. Saturday: drive to zoo. Sunday: set all the animals free. ~  ~  ~ I realized this must have been meant for my To-Do list, so I moved it there. I can’t really afford a car right now, so I’ll have to bike to the zoo. And actually, Vancouver doesn’t have a zoo, so I’ll have to bike to the Aquarium. Setting free marine life would be a bit of a mess, so I think I’ll just set...