I’m a compulsive list-maker, so I’m always finding lists everywhere (I just created a list-management system, which may in fact change my life). I was cleaning my In-Box and found a list of short stories I was working on. In the middle of the list was written:
Monday: bury dog.
Tuesday: bury cat.
Wednesday: buy camel.
Thursday: sell camel.
Friday: buy car.
Saturday: drive to zoo.
Sunday: set all the animals free.
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I realized this must have been meant for my To-Do list, so I moved it there. I can’t really afford a car right now, so I’ll have to bike to the zoo. And actually, Vancouver doesn’t have a zoo, so I’ll have to bike to the Aquarium.
Setting free marine life would be a bit of a mess, so I think I’ll just set free some 2-toed sloths (They have 2-toed sloths at the Vancouver Aquarium. I mean, what aquarium is complete without them, right?).
If you’d like to join my SET FREE THE SLOTHS Facebook page, please .
